Do You Write While Doing The Dishes?

Busy, busy, busy!
Busy, busy, busy!

Do you write while doing the dishes?

Or running on the treadmill?

I do.

(We recently discussed how to write better stories HERE)

When I get into a story or I’m stuck on a plot problem, it haunts my head. I’m thinking about it all the time.

We’re chatting at preschool dropoff, but I’m thinking of various undetectable poisons (that the murderer used to kill the victim. In my book.)

I tried to listen to your rambling diatribe about your weekend, honest.
I tried to listen to your rambling diatribe about your weekend in Gatlinburg, honest.

I’m watching Spongebob after dinner wondering why the good guy spouse cheats on his wife.

It’s a sickness.

I have a character who’s in a happy marriage, but in his head he starts to wonder if it’s actually falling apart. His wife works long hours and doesn’t seem interested in his big accomplishments at work – or him, really. Her best friend just ended her marriage after 15 years. Then the MC gets assigned to a big project in Italy where he has an affair with his young, beautiful Italian assistant.

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Now, while that plot line doesn’t immediately lend itself to a comedy, let alone a romantic comedy (and I assure you, it is both – read two sample chapters HERE and decide for yourself) the real problem is: why the heck does he do that?

Well, why did the bad guy in the James Bond movie want to take over the world?

And why did the butler murder… you know; whoever it is butlers are always murdering?

Easy. Because without it, we have no story.

I understand that statistics will show a certain percentage of husbands cheat on their wives, and vice versa. I’ll probably do a little research into the common reasons spouses cheat. And I’ll be deleting my internet history after I do. Just like I did about the poisons.

In the meantime, I’ll be ruminating on a good (for my story) reason he cheats, and a good (for my story) reason she takes him back. If she does. I’ve been known to occasionally write-by-the-seat-of-my-pants at times. Pantsers, they call that.

And, while it’s kinda bugging me, I don’t really want to do that research. I anticipate feeling the need for a shower afterward, or being disappointed in the human race when I learn what’s inside those stats.

But my head is swimming with possibilities, trying to figure it out on its own.

So, as I was mowing the lawn, I was working away on my book, trying to justify the unjustifiable and to forgive the unforgivable.

Maybe Oprah did a show on it that I can Google. I don’t think Spongebob’s got any insights here.

That’s what we do as authors, isn’t it? Create impossible scenarios so we can rack our brains untwisting them.

Authors write about murder all the time (for proof, chick HERE); that doesn’t make them killers. So, to the sink full of pots and pans. With each knife we pick up, the doomed character gets stabbed to death again.

Pre-soak that lasagna pan!
Pre-soak that dirty lasagna pan!

But how does the villain get away with it? (So we can have a sequel.)

We’ll figure it out while washing the dishes. Because they aren’t going to wash themselves.

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15 thoughts on “Do You Write While Doing The Dishes?

    1. Colleen, you obviously have a marvelous economy with words. I look forward to your next syllable with great eagerness.

      KIDDING!

      You guys need to check out her HILARIOUS blog. The lined-out words are often the funniest. I need to totally steal that.

  1. Okay, the only glitch with trying to work out plot stuff while washing dishes is that your hands are wet. Which means you can’t jot notes into your phone… cuz your hands are wet! And you can’t get a paper & pen…cuz your hands are wet! So… you see the problem. 😉

    1. Ellie, you were supposed to be impressed that I was doing the dishes! (And dishcloths are very helpful. Keep one handy and dry your digits before grabbing the iPhone.)

      I actually have a paper and pen AND TOWEL stashed the shower, but I am NOT afraid to stop washing mid-shower and speakerphone a great idea into my cell phone. (Not recommended while shampooing.)

      But even wet from shower or dishes, get that idea DOWN! The paper will dry eventually. Write only in the dry spots and translate later.

      1. And btw (delayed reaction) I am indeed very impressed re you doing dishes. And I’m impressed when your spouse does the laundry! Or whatever. 😉

  2. Oh, I’m not saying that. Just repeat the idea out loud until you’re hair’s rinsed and then scribble it down. Cos shampoo burns. Although… my daughter does have that “no tears” stuff… I could switch.

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