9 Ways To Avoid A Humiliating Public Failure At Your Book Signing Event


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You finally worked up the nerve to ask a real, live bookstore to have you sign books at an event!

Okay, you emailed them.

But they replied and now you have a signing event! Woo hoo!

Uh oh…

A real live event.With people.

Or worse, maybe with NO people.

I can hear your heart pounding from here. You’ve heard horror stories about signings. Nobody came. Nobody bought a book…


It can happen even if you DO plan. So what do you do? After all, for the most part you tend to be humiliation-averse.

Good thing I was here!

I have 9 tips for what you need to make your signing a hit, plus some bonus tips for before and after the event, and a few planning/social media suggestions.

The biggest thing to remember is: don’t act like getting people to the signing is solely the responsibility of the bookstore. In fact, assume they won’t get anybody there.

If you’re unknown to the masses, you can’t really expect people to line up to see you – unless.

Unless what?

Unless you follow these 9 tips. Come on, work with me.

Gleaned from my own prior blog posts,  10 Winning Strategies For Your Author Event and Should You Participate In A Book Fair? Three Points To Consider, and from “35 Ways to Make Your Next Book Signing an Event!” by Larry James, The Internet Writing Journal, January 2000

BEFORE THE EVENT – Days/weeks before

Go meet the folks hosting you. Shower and dress nice, the way you might for the event, and bring a copy of the book you want to push. This meeting is kind of an audition, even though you already got the gig. Stopping in to meet the manager/owner/person in charge, at a time that’s good for them, shows them in person how friendly you are and how well you’ll do for their store. Tell them you wanna help market the event, so you have some questions if they don’t mind. Then when they say yes, ask your questions:

  • Can I bring a pop-up banner?
  • How many copies of my book should I bring?
  • Does this forced smile make me look crazy?
  • Can I/should I bring other books besides the main title they agreed to – have these with you; show them to the manager. Often they will say, “Yes, bring those, too.”
  • Where will I be standing and signing? (Scope it out. You wanna have as few surprises the day of the event as possible.)


Ask about having your pop-up banner on display in the store for a week before the event you’ll be signing at, with a stack of pre-signed books. Many managers will be agreeable to the extra advertising.

You will be agreeable to the extra sales. (More on that in a second.)


At the pre-event meeting, ask to take a picture of the manager and yourself with the book, possibly in front of a stack of them or next to its place on the Local Authors bookshelf, so you can post it on your Facebook page and tweet about the event, etc. Tell them this is why you need the picture. They will like your initiative. Promote the crap out of the event several times a week, for weeks before it happens, using those pictures and others, on your Facebook page and Twitter and everywhere else. It’s kind of a big deal. Act like it. One post will not do it. (Remember the horror story you heard about the signing where nobody came? This helps avoid that.)

Be sure to tell friends about the event in person and ask them to stop by, even if it’s just for moral support, but also because the place is great and has cool stuff they’ll wanna see. What stuff? I don’t know; these are your friends – think of something! (At my April signing, they’re giving 50% off any book in stock if a customer buys the featured author’s book. That means I get you the latest James Patterson for half price.) Odds are if you are excited about it, your friends will be. And tell everyone to ask their friends to come by. Maybe have a meet and greet afterwards at a nearby bar. Is this starting to sound more like a fun evening? Good.

Tip 1B: It’s An Event

The place I’m signing at in April is next to a wine shop and a restaurant. I’ll be asking the wine shop owner if she will schedule a special tasting for people I send to her, and I’ll be asking the restaurant owner if they will do a special hours d’ouvre for my guests who come there from the signing. (They are not gonna say no if you are sending them traffic – known to them as potential customers – but if they do say no, send your people anyway and tell them to tell the manager they heard about the place from you. Next time – and there will be a next time – they’ll say yes.) 

Then, take pics of the restaurant and pics of your and the owner, and the wine shop owner, etc., to plaster on social media.

If YOU saw me posting about

  • a book signing, with

  • a special wine tasting, and

  • a special deal at the restaurant,

all as part of a post on Facebook, for an amazing evening event, would that be more interesting to you or less interesting?

Odds are, your bookstore isn’t all by itself. Scope it out and talk to the places nearby. Tell the managers about your event and how you plan to post on social media about it. Think about ways you can get traffic there, and post about it like crazy. Tell everyone you meet for weeks. Don’t worry if they can’t do all three. Tell them to come by and say “Hi.” Traffic is what matters here.

James says call the local newspaper and request that someone come and take pictures for the “feature article” you will also request. Suggest that they interview the book store manager or community relations person. If they like you, they will almost always say great things you and your book.

TIP 2: Make a note of the Local Authors.

The place that has you come for a signing has probably had other local authors come for signings, too. They may have a Local Authors bookshelf. The other local writers may know additional venues to do signings (they will) or they may be interested in combining efforts for cross promotions – they email their newsletter subscribers about your cool new book, and you do the same. Because it works.


Go early and plan an extra hour to set up. Even if it only takes five minutes, plan an hour. Better safe than sorry. Things go wrong. Extra time = less stress. Events are challenging. You’re nervous. You’ll be amazed at how much less stressed you are if you go early.

James recommends: Come bearing gifts! Give the community relations person (or the person who booked the signing) a rose, small bunch of flowers or a tiny box of chocolates. They will not forget YOU!

James also says: request to give an overview of your book to the employees (the manager or owner in a small shop) so THEY can be aware and help sell it when people ask for that kind of book. Book signings are an opportunity to build relationships with the book sellers. I consider book signings as an opportunity to SELL the book sellers on recommending MY books to customers. Books DO NOT sell themselves. People SELL books. Shmooze with the people who take the money from the customers. Get to know the staff at the book store. THEY can help you continue to sell your books LONG AFTER you have gone! (And before you even get there, if you’re allowed to set up a pop-up banner the week before the signing. That whole week, the manager can tell customers what your book is about!)


Tip 3: Stand and smile.

First, you STAND because you’re gonna be interacting. That means wear comfortable shoes. You SMILE because you are approachable.

STAND: If you sit you are less likely to engage with the people meandering around (known as prospective readers) – and more likely to reach for your iPhone. If you stand – and if your iPhone is under the table where you can’t get to it – you’ll be more likely to engage with those prospective readers (known as people who buy books). That’s why you’re there, so engage.  Stand. And stay off your phone.

SMILE: You are not in the Miss America pageant, but for the length of the event, your face needs to pretend you are, and that means a BIG SMILE. You need an appearance that says you are happy. Even when nobody’s at your table. You can do it, and you can take Advil afterwards for those aching cheek muscles.


That also means NOT reading your iPhone! Being on your phone says This Event Sucks or I’m Not Selling Any Books – which to a prospective reader says THAT BOOK SUCKS OR IT WOULD BE SELLING. That’s bad.

Most people tend to get a restful face or a semi-frown when they are reading on their iPhone. Their head is down and their body language says “don’t bother me.” That’s bad for sales, too! Instead, you want your appearance to say, “Hey, I am a happy/ friendly/ approachable person – coincidentally I would like to tell you about this awesome book/sell you its sequel. Let’s be friends. Come talk to me. There may be cookies over here.

Tip 4: Walk around!

Larry James also says: Walk around the store with several copies of your book and introduce yourself to everyone. (Folks, that is brilliant – Dan) If those you introduce yourself to show the least bit of interest, hand them a book. They will almost always take it. Tell them to look at it and bring it back to the table when they are finished.


You: Hi, I’m Dan Alatorre, the featured local author tonight. Thanks for coming in!

Them: Hi. Oh yeah, I saw your banner when I came in.

You, handing them your book: Awesome! This is my latest title, The Navigators. Have a look at it and bring it back to the table when you’re done. Thanks for coming!


You can do that.

Yes, you can.

James says on average, he more than tripled his book sales at signings by implementing this tip. (That’s a solid idea – Dan) James recommends letting the manager know you will be the store’s official greeter while you are there.

You can do that, too.

Tip 5: A Trick For The Table

This is brilliant, also from James: When people stop by your autograph table, as you are introducing yourself, hand them a copy of your book.

  • Many people will not pick up your book, but most will take it if you hand it to them.
  • If they begin to read it, that’s your cue to keep quiet.

My book sales at back of the room and at book signings have increased significantly since using this tip.

Tip 6: Announcements

If the store does announcements, James recommends writing your own announcement for the book store’s intercom. Make it short and brief. Give them several versions, because they usually announce that you are there several times. Don’t hesitate to remind them to make the announcement again if it’s been awhile since the last announcement. They will often get busy and forget. Every half hour should do it

Tip 7: Your signup list

If it’s cool with the manager, have a newsletter sign up list handy (name, email address), and encourage people to sign it. Maybe a $25 Amazon card, maybe a gift certificate to the store, your call – and run it by the manager first. Oh, and start the event with a few friends’ names and emails, or fake ones, already on your signup sheet. Nobody likes to go first, but everybody will do whatever everyone else is doing.  If you are putting the names on paper and putting them in a jar, fold a dozen up and put them in the jar before the event so it looks “busy” already.

Tip 8: Autographs

ALWAYS sign your books at events. As James notes, some people are too shy to ask for your autograph. Simply say, “Here, let me sign that for you.”

Tip 9: Be Unique

James says: Come up with a special way of signing your name every time you sign your books. For many years, I have signed books, “(their name), Celebrate Love! Larry James.” (I really like this idea, kinda how Walt Disney’s autograph was so distinctive; definitely worth some thought – Dan)

AFTER THE EVENT – Two bonus tips from James, one from me.

I’ve done lots and lots of events. You may not get mobbed with adoring fans. In fact, plan for that to not happen. These have been suggestions for if there are people; here are a few for if there aren’t.

Chat with the manager about upcoming events and about your book. The story. The place gets customers, just not tonight. Shrug it off. You learned stuff. You made a friend who sells books for you. There’ll be another day. They’ll have other events, so get scheduled for those. When one works, the rest will, too. Don’t expect to hit a home run the first time at bat.

Do a “Facebook live” with you and the manager. Have the manager ask a few pre-planned questions and have your (relatively short) answers ready. Talk about how great the store is and how helpful the staff is. If it’s really dead, do a few of these, like it’s a big deal. Your friends will see them (eventually) so it still helps your overall platform.

Take lots of pictures, like you didn’t already, of the store and your book and the manager and you, all smiling. It’ll remind the manager that you will be promoting the event afterwards, too. These pics will be good for social media later, and if there is anybody in the place, try to get a picture with you and them in the shot. Ask the manager to take casual shots of you with customers. (They’ll all look good because you’re smiling, remember?)

And some don’ts:

  • Don’t complain if you don’t sell lots of books. It happens. It’ll probably happen your first time out, or maybe more than that, so expect it. Signings make those who bought your book feel good, but they really don’t sell lots of books while you are there, UNLESS you create a presence WHILE YOU ARE THERE! But networking with the manager will get books sold for a long time afterward, so remember that’s a goal of the signing, too.
  • Don’t show your disappointment if you don’t sell very many books. It only creates bad will. Nuff said!

DO: Send the manager a written “thank you” card. Nobody does that any more, but everybody appreciates it.


Copy down a few awesome ideas from this post and print them out. Take that to your event. All the “before” and “after” event stuff, you need to do, but the “during” stuff can be hard to remember when the event is happening. A printed list will help you. Glance at it periodically and do the stuff you haven’t been doing. No need to try to remember, so you can relax, and no excuses! You can do these things!

Whether it goes well or badly, set up your next event signing. Practice makes perfect. You may have to do a few before it clicks, but usually these signings don’t cost you anything, as opposed to a book fair that does, so learn how to do them while it’s free.

Trying to get into a better venue? Use the fact that you did a signing at XYZ Bookstore as a door opener in your request. It all helps.

Got ideas? Post YOUR suggestions below!

WRITING CHALLENGE: See It, Write It – PLUS! A Special Announcement About My First Word Weaver WRITING CONTEST

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This week’s writing challenge looks kinda hard, so a LOT of you are not gonna wanna do it, but you’re ALL gonna wanna hear about the SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT.

First, the writing challenge. Hey, no pain, no gain.

Here is a road rage scene from the movie Marathon Man. Watch it…

Okay, NOW what I want you to do is one of three things. (Extra points for number three)


  1. Describe the place where dramatic irony occurs. Can you introduce that in a written scene? How would you do it? (Don’t know what dramatic irony is? Join the club.) OR
  2. Describe the action in the chase scene between the Mercedes Driver (The Nazi) and the Caprice driver (The Jewish Guy). Can you write that scene? Why or why not? OR
  3. The place where the nanny is crossing the street and the little girl almost gets run over – HOW would you set that up in a written story so we jump when we read it?*

Okay, you got me – I really just wanna know about #3.

Arrrggghhh!! I can’t figure it out!!

See, in a movie, they can cut away and cut back and you are surprised at what’s there when you see it.

They can jump out of a closet and say, “Boo!” and scare a viewer.


How do you get the kid there and also scare a reader with the surprise of almost getting run over?

*Have you seen that done in a book? (Feel free to cite examples. That will count.)

Honestly, I’d be happy with some references and a discussion on what might work as much as somebody actually writing any of the three points above.

What do you think?

How would you do it, or have you seen it in writing someplace?


Okay, now…

Drumroll, please

Announcing the Word Weaver Writing Contest!

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On the first Friday of April, I will announce the rules for our first quarterly writing contest. We will do three this year.

There will be prizes!

Right now I’m talking to people about

  • $50, $25 and $10 Amazon gift cards (I will provide those)
  • signed paperbacks, by me and other authors/sponsors (you could be one of those)
  • book covers from real cover designers,
  • editing services
  • on and on.

YOU will have the month of April to enter an amazing piece of your own writing to our contest.

But I’m not telling you all the details now, because it starts in April. Don’t worry; as a friend of the blog, you’ll have an advantage. Probably.

Are you excited? I am.

On Friday April 7, 2017, you’ll learn all about the contest.

Oh, and you might wanna make an attempt at this week’s challenge, too. Just sayin’.

DO YOU NEED PUBLICITY for your book or website? Be a SPONSOR of the Word Weaver Writing Contest.

It’s cheap and easy!

We all hate marketing. Make it easy on yourself.

This contest will be seen by THOUSANDS of people. (Hey, YOU saw it, right?)

I have over 2,000 blog followers, over 13,000 Twitter followers, over 1,000 Facebook Author Page followers, and I will be advertising this contest in lots of places.

YOU will get LOTS of exposure as a sponsor – and it’s cheap!

Sure, I want big sponsors, but I don’t need that right away, and maybe not at all. I have lots of friends – you, for example – that need to get publicity for a book or service. Keep it in the family, I say.

We will use paperback copies of your book to be awarded, or a session of your editing, your cover design service – anything writing related! Who edited your book? Ask them to donate a service in exchange for getting their name under the noses of a bunch of people who need it! Who was your book cover designer? Give me their name. Use the contact me button to let me know. Let’s talk!

This is really gonna be fun, and after a few quarterly contests we’re gonna be swamped with entries, so be sure to tell your friends to get in early! (You should probably reblog this right now. Go ahead, I’ll wait.)

The more sponsors, the more prizes.

The more prizes, the more interest.

The more interest, the more exposure to your book or service – and YOU, if you enter the contest!

As a friend of the blog, you’ll get priority. Donating 5 eBooks costs you almost nothing, but you might get a much needed review out of it. Mailing 5 copies of your signed paperback costs about $20 (here’s info on using the post office’s inexpensive media mail). WHERE CAN YOU GET AN AD FOR TWENTY BUCKS???

Well, here. In this contest. Otherwise, not a lot of places. And I’ll be telling winners to review your book.

And I’ll be advertising the contest, too, so you’ll get that added exposure.

Does this sound fun?

Writer stuff usually is.

A real writing contest with prizes.

A chance to be a sponsor and get new people aware of your book (hello, reviews) or service.


Get ready. I think April is gonna be a blast.

And take a whack at that scene from Marathon Man, would ya? It’s driving me nuts.


We need a LOT of publicity for this thing!!

Your humble host.


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Dan Alatorre is the author of several bestsellers and the amazingly great sci fi action thriller “The Navigators.” 

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What Do YOU Think?

Don’t forget: BIG announcement tomorrow!!

Be sure to check back!

(Are you excited to see what it is? I am.)

I’m interested in getting your thoughts about stuff I see and hear, quotes I read, stuff that passes as knowledge – and starting an authorey conversation.


It really is, isn’t it?

Putting your stuff out there for people to possibly laugh at or ridicule…that’s big.

Faith is an understatement, but it’s a pretty good word, and it means you’re brave for doing this stuff. Remember that.

What are YOUR thoughts on this idea?

MORE Early Praise For Poggi!


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This is just a sample of the positive feedback Poggibonsi: An Italian Misadventure is receiving.

Not ALL the feedback is positive, but most of it is – and I’m grateful for all of it. You need honest, candid input from your beta readers!


A typo here, a misplaced word there – stuff we need to fix!

And… it’s nice to bask in the glow of compliments, too, and see you did some stuff right.

Check it out!


“Just finished this and really like the story. Very fun to read!

I love the characters. These are fab people I want to hang with.”

– Beta Reader

Oh, and this one, from another beta:

“I laughed through most of the book, I mean I laughed out loud with tears and all.” – Beta Reader

That’s always good in a comedy.
You can see from these comments that Poggi is delivering on what it says: funny and sexy. Honestly, it’s the funniest book I’ve written.
Find out for yourself. Pre-orders start soon!

Wanna Get Interviewed – BY ME?

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It’s almost time to publish Poggibponsi, and that can only mean one thing.

I hafta do some marketing.

And so do you. Because we all need to, all the time.


how about I interview you for this site and you interview me for yours?

Or I’ll just let you interview me for yours. I’m easy that way.

But if you want to do an author interview or author profile where I ask you questions and you answer them, it’s EASY!

(Authors interviews will usually be with people who have books for sale, but profiles can be of anyone, published or not, and other than that they’re about the same. So bloggers and newbie authors, you aren’t being left behind.)


available for preorder soon! stay tuned.

A brief explanation of what’s involved:

First, pick 10-20 questions from the list below that you like and want you to answer, plus one or two bonus questions, along with a few of your own that you want readers to know but I didn’t ask. Skim over the list, we’ll be adding to it all the time.


Send the questions with your witty, interesting answers to me at my email address or use the CONTACT ME button

 Even easier!

Then I’ll go over them and ask my follow ups, or we can use it as is! I like getting on Facebook chat and being silly, so we may do some of that.

 Why didn’t we do this before?

Calm down. Include your website, blog links, Amazon link, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter handle, etc, a picture or two of you, one of the book, or anything else you think is relevant.

Not your cat. No cats. You in a hammock, fine. You with the cat, NOT FINE! What part of “no cats” don’t you get???

Bikini pics optional, especially if you’re a big hairy dude. I’m not saying no, but use restraint. If you’re a paddleboarder and you wanna show that side of you, which we’ve done, it’s relevant. Throw it in. Too many pics = use separate emails to send them. Or direct me to your Facebook site and we’ll pick a few together. I won’t sandbag you with embarrassing personal pics. Probably.


Maybe not that relaxed.
maybe not that relaxed

Be yourself in your answers; be relaxed, be funny or be serious, but have fun with it. It’s for entertainment purposes. Let readers inside the real you a little. Search “interview” on my blog for some of the silly examples of fun interviews we’ve already done. 

Then, on the release day of the interview, post and re-blog and ask your friends to reblog and tweet the link and post it on Facebook – so the whole world sees you being YOU!

 Skip around; don’t everybody start at the top.

(Although DO answer question #1)

As you might guess, I will get lots and lots of requests, so act now and send yours in today!


  1. What is the working title of your next book?
  1. Where did the idea come from for the book?
  2. a. What kind of Chinese food do you order all the time?
  1. b. Which is the more important of these two: write drunk, edit sober?
  1. How long did it take you to write the first draft of the manuscript?
  1. What actors would you choose to play the part of your characters in a movie rendition?
  1. Which living author or blogger would you buy drinks for?
    Ooh, there are drinks?
    Ooh, there are drinks?
  1. What makes you so damn interesting anyway?
  1. What is the best part about being an indie (or traditional) author for you?
  1. What’s something most readers would never guess about you?
  1. Besides writing, what are your favorite things to do?
  1. Why do some authors sell well and others don’t? (Indie or otherwise, but indie if possible)
  1. What’s the strangest place you’ve gotten a great story idea? Describe in detail. Inquiring minds want to know!
  1. What’s the oddest or most awkward or embarrassing research you’ve had to do?
  1. How did you choose the genre you write in? Or did it choose you?
  1. Can you wash light and dark clothes together? Have you even turned a bunch of stuff pink in the washer?
  1. What “person” do you like to write in? First Person, Third Person, etc. – and why?
  1. I hear you have some very exciting news! Can you share it with us?
  1. If you have a blog, how did that start?
  1. How do you decide on a title for your book?
  1. What do you d of or cover art? Do you do it yourself, hire an artist (you can name names if you liked them), or purchase premade?
  1. How has you experience with editors been (you can name names if you liked you editor)?
  1. What do you think some of the greatest misconceptions about indie authors are?
  1. Plotter? Or Pantser? And prepare to defend your position!
    Outline??? Where's the creativity?
    Outline??? Where’s the creativity?
  1. What’s the most fun part of writing a novel or short story? What’s the least fun part?
  1. What was your road to publication like?
  1. What advice can you give new authors?
  1. Who or what helped you the most getting started?
  1. What’s a good writing secret or time management secret?
  1. Where in the process do you create the story’s title? Do start with it? Do you know it before you begin? Before you end? Elsewhere?
  1. What inspires you?
  1. What time of day do you prefer to do your writing?
  1. Coffee addict? Name your poison.
    I must have structure!
    I must have structure!
  1. What’s your favorite food?
  1. Have you ever been recognized by a fan in public for your writing, or when was the first time a fan came up to you in public (not an author event or signing)?
  1. What’s your favorite social media?
  1. Which project took you farthest out of your comfort zone?
  1. What’s one thing that send you completely off the rails when you’re writing?
  1. How do you develop characters?
  1. Do you have author friends (in person or online you confide in and share ideas with? Feel free to name names.
  1. How much structure is in your story before you start writing it?
    I wing a lot of it!
    I wing a lot of it!
  1. How many story ideas are in your “good ideas” file? What are some of them?
  1. What is the single most important quality in a novel; what must an author do to win you over?
  1. If writing suddenly made you rich and famous, what would you do?
  1. Best book to movie you’ve seen?
  1. What are you three favorite books by other authors?
  1. When did you know you wanted to be a writer?
  1. Do you hate cats?
  1. In a story we are often asked to create images for the reader that we may not have experienced ourselves. When have you had to do that?
    Is this the best interview or what?
    Is this the best interview or what?
  1. Tell us about yourself. Who IS the real (your name)? And not typical the boring bio stuff. The dirt. Like, when was the last time you did laundry?
  1. What’s a favorite quote of anyone besides you, and one from you?
  2. Most writers are a bit shy. Is that how your friends would describe you (shy), or do you have your readers fooled?
  3. Did you ever have a job where they were strict about shined shoes and stuff?
  4. Is tea a big deal over in England like they make it seem in Downton Abbey? (My wife watches, not me.)
  5. How playful are you? Is your REAL Facebook page much more revealing about sides of you that people won’t know from your blog posts or books? Is there a double life thing going on?
  6. (If you are a traditionally published author) Was it a big exciting thing to get signed by your publisher? How did you celebrate?
  7. (If you are an indie author) How hard was it to hit that “Publish” button the first time and send your book into the world? Looking back, what can you tell new authors about that experience?
  8. Have you ever spent time with anyone famous? Was there any ransom involved?
  9. What was the most fun interview you’ve done and why?
  10. When you were a little kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?
  11. Tell me about your first kiss. Did it make it into a book?
  12. Tell me about your first crush. Did he/she make it into one of your stories?
  13. Tell about your first date ever! – How old were you? What did you do?
  14. How many times have you been in love?
  15. How many times have you had your heartbroken?
  16. What kind of kid were you in high school?
  17. Who was your best friend in high school? Are you still in touch today? (No names)
  18. How did you rebel as a teenager?
  19. Did you get good grades in school?
  20. What was your favorite subject in school?
  21. Who were your role models when you were young?
  22. What traits of your own parents do you think you have inherited?
  23. What has been the happiest moment of your life so far? The saddest? The scariest?
  24. Have you made any big mistakes?
  25. Do you have any regrets?
  26. Have you ever kept a really big secret?
  27. What would you do if you won a million dollars?
  28. Which author, dead or alive, would you love to have lunch with?
  29. What’s the best book you have ever read?
  30. What’s the best movie you have ever seen?
  31. What’s your favorite season, and why?
  32. What’s your favorite meal?
  33. Where was the most memorable place you ever traveled to?
  34. If you could only listen to one type of music, what would you choose?
  35. How would you describe yourself in three words?
  36. What kind of friend are you?
  37. What is one thing you always wished you could change about yourself?
  38. What is one thing you have always loved about yourself?
  39. What’s the best piece of advice you were ever given?
  40. What causes and charities are most important to you?
  41. Have you ever broken a bone?
  42. Do you have any significant scars?
  43. What’s your favorite way to get exercise?
  44. What do you love most about your writing?
  45. Have you ever had a serious scare? What scares you?
  46. How did becoming a writer change you?
  47. What was the best part of being a parent?
  48. What is the hardest part of being a writer?
  49. What is your best piece of advice for a new writer?
  50. What is one thing you hoped to teach your children?
  51. Which of your family traditions is most important to you?
  52. If you could take your dream vacation this year, where would you go and what would you do?
  53. How do you want people to remember you after you are gone?


Remember, the more unique and personal the answers, the more interesting to readers, usually. If you’re all into quilting, maybe keep that to yourself, but that time in college you got drunk and skydived naked into a volcano? They’ll wanna hear about that. But naked skydiving or not, readers wanna know what makes you YOU, and that’s usually pretty interesting!

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