USA Today bestselling author Dan Alatorre has 50+ titles published in more than 120 countries and over a dozen languages.
Friday night we made homemade pizzas. Saturday night we made beef Wellington Both were delicious (and very filling), but both were completely different, right? I love cooking for/cooking with my girls. I love that it takes two or three hours to put together a really nice dinner with everybody helping, […]
“Where is daddy going?” “He’s going to the store to get some milk,” my wife said. “In the rain?” “He can drive to the store in the rain.” Savvy turned to me. “Be careful.” I smiled, heading out the door. “I will. Thank you.” “Walk on […]
And there are people reading it! Why are you all so QUIET? Let’s have a conversation. You go first. I’ll wait. And we’re waiting…
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For whatever reason my 4 year old daughter decided that my wife’s water bottle was a TV, and on it was playing a movie. Okay, fine. She wasn’t chasing our terrified dog around the house; whatever. I did bend over to look at it from her vantage point; sure enough, it’s a water […]
See? A trophy and everything.
We had salmon for dinner, so when my daughter said she wanted fish for breakfast, it wasn’t a complete surprise. People in NY eat lox on bagels, so fish isn’t a horrible breakfast… She meant goldfish crackers, though.
To protect and Serve? 30 strippers are suing San Diego police for violating their rights during “licensing inspections.” Oh, this has gotta be good, right? I bet there’s a line out the police station door on strip club inspection day. Nobody calls in sick. The strippers were “nearly nude” (strippers? Nearly nude?) when their pictures […]
The Brooklyn Bridge is considered a terrorist target, so New York has 24/7 security, and video surveillance. Yesterday, somebody climbed up and replaced the huge American flags on top of the bridge with white flags. An insult to America? A political statement? Vandalism? These are 20’x11’ long flags – big! To do this, someone blocked […]
My 4 year old daughter can’t wait to start preschool school. Every morning, she wakes up and asks, “Am I going to school today?” Yesterday she wouldn’t eat her green beans. I picked up my phone and warned her that I was going to call the school and tell them she couldn’t come because she […]
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