Hey I’m Going To Be On The Radio!


Yep, you read that correctly: I’m gonna be on the radio.


I am in Jacksonville today and I’m gonna be recording a radio show with Fred Tromberg this afternoon, to air sometime next week. 


I’m not exactly sure when it airs; I’m the guest, not the host. Fred gets to decide that.


But hopefully this will be a lot of fun. Fred has about 30,000 listings over in Jacksonville and coincidentally I need 30,000 book sales, so cross your fingers. Oh, and I’m gonna try to give a shout out to every one of you during my interview!


Individually if possible. 


Anyway, as you might’ve guessed, I drove over last night – well, you wouldn’t’ve guessed that part but this next part – it was a whole adventure. 


I stayed at a (really crappy) hotel right across from a gun range. I probably would’ve heard less gunshots if I had actually slept at the gun range. And then I was awakened this morning by what I can only assume was a prostitute demanding her cell phone back from her pimp who was staying in the room next to mine. She was pretty articulate for that hour of the morning, almost creating her own version of pig Latin. 


Let’s call it F-Latin. 


Every word had an f-bomb in front of it, which is really quite an endeavor if you think about it. F you Effing Jermaine! F my effing phone is effing in my effing purse you effing effer! Open the effing door!


About 800 repetitions of that. 


With pounding. Did I mention the pounding? Yeah, every word was accentuated by her fist hammering away on the hotel room door. 


Bang bang bang.


Almost in time with the gunshots from the shooting range. Kind of a little symphony of expletives and gunplay. 


Anyway, I ran for my car as fast as I could and I’m really, really, REALLY looking forward to the radio show, where I hope to do a little on air marketing for our scary anthology, The Box Under The Bed, and my other stuff. 


The things I do for marketing.


I will let you know when it’ll air as soon as I find out!

Published by Dan Alatorre AUTHOR

International bestselling author Dan Alatorre has 17 titles published in over a dozen languages. From Romance in Poggibonsi to action and adventure in the sci-fi thriller The Navigators, to comedies like Night Of The Colonoscopy: A Horror Story (Sort Of) and the heartwarming and humorous anecdotes about parenting in the popular Savvy Stories series, his knack for surprising audiences and making you laugh or cry - or hang onto the edge of your seat - has been enjoyed by audiences around the world. And you are guaranteed to get a page turner every time. “That’s my style,” Dan says. “Grab you on page one and then send you on a roller coaster ride, regardless of the story or genre.” Readers agree, making his string of #1 bestsellers popular across the globe. He will make you chuckle or shed tears, sometimes on the same page. His novels always contain twists and turns, and his nonfiction will stay in your heart forever. Dan resides in the Tampa area with his wife and daughter. You can find him blogging away almost every day on www.DanAlatorre or watch his hilarious YouTube show every week Writers Off Task With Friends. Dan’s marketing book 25 eBook Marketing Tips You Wish You Knew has been a valuable tool for new authors (it’s free if you subscribe to his newsletter) and his dedication to helping other authors is evident in his helpful blog.

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