No ice cream Snickers! No no no
There is ice cream, a gift from the gods to let us know what perfection truly is
And there is snickers, a gift from men to show God exists
Crossing those two things is like crossing the streams in ghostbusters . It’s satanic. It’s unnatural
Dangerous
A product of deviant minds.
Thoughts?
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who pissed in your wheaties this morning? You are awfully cranky for a typical Dan post. LOL
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I think he needs a Snickers ice cream bar. 😏
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No! Nooooooo!!!
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STAT
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🧐
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Why would you screw up perfectly good ice cream with a snickers bar, or a perfectly good snickers bar with ice cream?
These two things should not intermingle
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The two are made for each other. Creamy ice cream instead of nougat. Caramel and peanut goodness. All wrapped in chocolate.
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Do you work for M&M Mars???
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bwahahahahah
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I do enjoy the occasional Snickers ice cream bar. 🙂
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It’s… it’s like I don’t know you people!
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PRO – i’m not an ice cream person, but add anough chocolate and gooh and I’ll eat it.
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Omg
I have somehow crossed into an alternate universe
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The correct universe.
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I might have to assume the mantle of green eggs and ham and actually try one
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I will not be partaking of any of the above. Ice Cream… lactose intolerant. Peanuts, caramel and whatever that oooky beige stuff is… yuck. Combining it all… double yuck. 😨
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Ha!
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Gotta say, I do like a Snickers ice cream bar!!!
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Wow. Such betrayal.
I’m going to believe there’s a silent majority that’s with me. They’re busy today, But they’re on my side in this.
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😂😂
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I think it is you, Dan. I love ice cream and I love Snickers. It’s got to be good together (although I’ve never tried it). You need to a see sweets dietician and have your taste buds examined. 🤭
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Nooooo!!!
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HA! I’ve had them, and I can’t muster your hatred, but I’ll say, they’re just never as good as I think they ought to be 😛
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Finally! Thank you. That’s really the key. They won’t be as good as they are individually, so why do it?
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Agreed. Now snickers ON ice cream might be worth a try…
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Hmm… 🤔
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