I can’t wait to return this for something that isn’t ugly.
We did have a registry you know.
Money.
Just because I slept with the best man, doesn’t mean the marriage won’t last.
–I could go on all day–
Hopefully this gift will last, as long as our marriage, I will think of you every time I use it, There were so many other things I could have used better, but thanks for the thought.
Dan Alatorre 
Thanks. I’d never be able to afford this on my husbands salary.
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Ha!
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You know.. I have so many thoughts on this but nothing I can say out loud…
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🙂
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Wow, you must really believe in our future together.
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Ha! Ha ha ha ha ha! Good one!
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I can’t wait to return this for something that isn’t ugly.
We did have a registry you know.
Money.
Just because I slept with the best man, doesn’t mean the marriage won’t last.
–I could go on all day–
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I could read these all day!
You’re funny!
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Why thank you (something you should actually say when getting a wedding present.) LOL
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Hopefully this gift will last, as long as our marriage, I will think of you every time I use it, There were so many other things I could have used better, but thanks for the thought.
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Yep, you can’t say that!
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I can’t WAIT to break THIS out on our wedding night!
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Awesome.
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Or horrifying. Like if they gave you a meat grinder or a pressure cooker.
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Or that.
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OR A SET OF KNIVES YES THJS
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Thanks for the edible undies, but I’m diabetic.
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Wow! Awesome.
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