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Never Edit Blind(ly)

Explain yourself when editing, and ask questions when being edited. It’s a process. You chose words for a reason, even if it was because they just looked sophisticated and you didn’t really know what they meant. Things happen.

Nobody knows what "ergo" means!
Nobody knows what “ergo” means!

The editor – also known as “knife wielding idiot” – requests you change some words. Maybe “is” appears too often. Editor types know this because they can drop your manuscript into an app and it’ll tell them that. Too many “is”‘s! Get rid of some! And “the” isn’t looking good, either. Keep an eye on it.

"Had?" It should be "has had"! Past perfect, you illiterate chimpanzee! Now you cut at least 50% of those "had"s out, do you hear me?
“Had?” It should be “has had”! Past perfect, you illiterate chimpanzee! Now you cut at least 50% of those “had”s out, do you hear me?

So you run off to blindly fix whatever editoridiot asks; and in the process you improve your story, right?

Maybe.

 

Let’s say you want this sentence fixed.

 

“Let’s go see grandma!”

 

The kids are excited about a trip to a house filled with love and cookies and toys. They pile into the car, full of enthusiasm.

 

Grandma! Grandma! Grandma!
Grandma!
Grandma!
Grandma!

You know what you mean, and the editoridiot knows what she means by “fix it”. But what if your ideas of how to fix it are… different?

 

So you guess about what she wants. They’re too excited. Lose the exclamation point. And you fix it. Now it says:

 

“Let’s go see grandma.”

 

No, no editorasshole says, that’s not fixed! FIX IT!

 

So you type “Let’s go see, grandma.”

 

Well, now it says something different, doesn’t it? The kids were excited to go see grandma, hence the exclamation point; now they’re actually talking to her and considering the prospect of something she is reluctant to witness. It’s fairly ominous. Taunting. Actually, the grandkids are gone and a rude teenager has replaced them, torturing the sweet old woman into giving up her jewelry box to save her elderly husband.

 

If editoridiot had taken the time to explain, you wouldn’t have made grandpa freaking murdered and thrown down a well.

 

Grandpa?
Grandpa?

See?

 

BTW, imagine how many things you change AROUND the words they request changed, so the story still makes sense. That’s a lot of time and energy wasted without knowing what they want. Don’t assume you know. Heck, don’t assume THEY know.

 

I spent three days fixing it... and I made it worse?
I spent three days fixing it… and I made it worse?

Communication. That’s the key to any healthy relationship. When you know each other well, you know what the other person means. Until then, don’t guess.

5 replies on “Never Edit Blind(ly)”

Great post. I have been a victim of one of those ‘idioteditors’. I was quite pleased with my editor from a previous book I’d written, when an author friend put me on to someone else, exclaiming how tough and wonderful she is at nitpicking. I thought I’d take on the challenge – Big Mistake. I was miserable, I hated my book, she stripped my voice and then I found out (through the track change initials) that my work was passed on to someone else to edit, who wasn’t an editor! Comments were like your post, very vague directives.
I called her out on it, rewrote my MS and with my tail between my legs, ran back to my editor. Besides the grief and angst, it cost me twice for an editor.

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