My old football injury

It’s raining out. My knee is killing me!

 

It’s an old football injury…

 

I should explain. I got the injury stepping on an old football. One of my daughters. It was 3 inches long and pink. It may have been a Nerf ball, for all I know. I just stepped on it wrong, ad that’s all that matters.

 

Still hurt though.

 

Really, the injury came one day when I went to stand up from my office chair and my foot snagged on one of the wheels. If I were to be totally honest, I think that’s actually what happened. But that just sounds pathetic, doesn’t it? So I’m not telling people that. Too embarrassing. Later that day is when I stepped on the little football, so who knows for sure which one hurt my knee? I can’t really discern which is the one that caused it.

 

I’m not a complete lard ass. I still run a mile on treadmill every day. Even with the knee injury. Yes, I’m that tough. Run through the pain, baby. Mucho macho.

 

But I still know I was taken out by a kid’s toy and a frigging chair.

Seriously, the chair sidelined me when I went to stand up. I wasn’t even in a rush, like the house was in flames and I had to carry people outside. I think I was going to get some tea. You don’t rush to do that.

I mean, it was ice tea; I’m not a total wuss.

I’m not really helping my case here so I’ll just stop.

But that’s my old football injury story

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International bestselling author Dan Alatorre has 17 titles published in over a dozen languages. From Romance in Poggibonsi to action and adventure in the sci-fi thriller The Navigators, to comedies like Night Of The Colonoscopy: A Horror Story (Sort Of) and the heartwarming and humorous anecdotes about parenting in the popular Savvy Stories series, his knack for surprising audiences and making you laugh or cry - or hang onto the edge of your seat - has been enjoyed by audiences around the world. And you are guaranteed to get a page turner every time. “That’s my style,” Dan says. “Grab you on page one and then send you on a roller coaster ride, regardless of the story or genre.” Readers agree, making his string of #1 bestsellers popular across the globe. He will make you chuckle or shed tears, sometimes on the same page. His novels always contain twists and turns, and his nonfiction will stay in your heart forever. Dan resides in the Tampa area with his wife and daughter. You can find him blogging away almost every day on www.DanAlatorre or watch his hilarious YouTube show every week Writers Off Task With Friends. Dan’s marketing book 25 eBook Marketing Tips You Wish You Knew has been a valuable tool for new authors (it’s free if you subscribe to his newsletter) and his dedication to helping other authors is evident in his helpful blog.

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