Look! A whole bunch of “famous” quotes – by ME!

I’m not sure how this happened, but I found a bunch of my own quotes on a website, Quotes Sayings. (I’m still in shock.) Some are pretty good, too!

Check them out!

Dan Alatorre Quotes 2074767Don’t have every dialog go in a straight line to solve the problem. Let your characters argue, be sarcastic, disagree or joke around. — Dan Alatorre

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Dan Alatorre Quotes 151914I wasn’t a class clown, because nuns have no sense of humor. They have rulers. — Dan Alatorre

Dan Alatorre Quotes 139124I take the rawest, realest moments in anyone’s life and I open them up and lay them bare. The innocence of a five year old child, the awkwardness of a teenager’s first sexual encounter, the heartbreak of longing for a relationship you can’t have, confronting the possibility of the death of your newborn child, whatever it is, you open your soul and put it out there and dare the world to read it, ready to have them stomp on you and laugh, but ready to do it again the next day. You have to put yourself out there as a writer, you can’t play it safe. Great writing isn’t safe. — Dan Alatorre

Dan Alatorre Quotes 2167594Honesty makes stories real and characters memorable. From there, taking them to where they need to go will be all the development they need. — Dan Alatorre

Dan Alatorre Quotes 462512The more time you can put between you and your manuscript, the more fresh your eyes become and the more mistakes you’ll catch. Let a chapter rest for a day, you’ll see ways to improve it. Let your completed book rest a month or more and you’ll see stuff that’s long or that you want to skip. Read it out loud to get rid of awkward phrases and listen to your critique partners if they are good. — Dan Alatorre

Dan Alatorre Quotes 2086036I know each new story is better than the last. — Dan Alatorre

Dan Alatorre Quotes 1745931Believe in yourself and start achieving your dream. It waits for you on the other side of the publish button. — Dan Alatorre

Dan Alatorre Quotes 123351My first bestseller was a cookbook. That will make any novelist humble. — Dan Alatorre

Dan Alatorre Quotes 137021Who do I think would appreciate my book?
I’m surprised anybody does. Oops, did I say that out loud? — Dan Alatorre

Dan Alatorre Quotes 221597If you write a bad book, mobs do not show up with pitchforks and torches – and odds are you didn’t write something bad. — Dan Alatorre

Dan Alatorre Quotes 335890Writers need to get over the fear of hitting the “publish” button. — Dan Alatorre

Dan Alatorre Quotes 348642My characters still talk the way normal people talk. They argue, they are sarcastic with each other, they joke around. I usually end up with one outrageous minor character in each book that people just rave about. We all have that one friend who says and does things that are a riot. A character like that is the salt in the soup: you want just enough to bring everything to life. — Dan Alatorre

Dan Alatorre Quotes 454425In the book (Savvy Stories) you see some very real, very personal moments. The first week of Savvy’s life was the longest week of ours. We spent five days in the NICU (Neonatal Intensive Care Unit) worrying that our newborn daughter might die. It was touch and go for a while, and it was extremely difficult to write about. Chapter two gets a lot of people crying. But because we put that honesty out there, readers said “Okay, I can trust this guy.” Then they were better able to laugh with us, too. — Dan Alatorre

Dan Alatorre Quotes 543288Not knowing stuff – like how your story ends before you start writing – is the seed of a lot of writer’s block. — Dan Alatorre

Dan Alatorre Quotes 581480You have to put yourself out there as a writer, you can’t play it safe. — Dan Alatorre

Dan Alatorre Quotes 628246You can do it. Don’t let anyone say you can’t. You can. — Dan Alatorre

Dan Alatorre Quotes 631746Take what fame or fortune comes your way. My first bestseller was a cookbook, so remember to be open to trying new things. From that experience I learned things about marketing a book that benefitted me greatly and, combined with my sales management experience with Fortune 500 companies, I was able to launch a string of bestsellers. — Dan Alatorre

Dan Alatorre Quotes 660128Dig deep and go where the pain and fear and joy are, and put it out there. The minute you shy away from pure honesty in your writing, you become a liar. — Dan Alatorre

Dan Alatorre Quotes 669128A humorist is a writer who’s not funny enough to call themselves a comedian. — Dan Alatorre

Dan Alatorre Quotes 755288I get up at 4am or 5am and write for a few hours before the rest of the world wakes up. And I don’t drink caffeine. That combination is basically a deal breaker for every other author I know. I don’t usual check email, Facebook or Twitter until at least 6:30am, either, another killer for most authors. — Dan Alatorre

Dan Alatorre Quotes 824874You hold in your heart everything you need to know to write anything your story needs written. — Dan Alatorre

Dan Alatorre Quotes 833052Don’t be afraid to get off the internet, the answers aren’t all there. You may have to ask a cop about the kickback from a shotgun, or how sweaty they get in summer wearing body armor. Or what color blood is in the moonlight, or the vibrations through a serrated knife’s handle you feel in your fingers when you are hacking through somebody’s neck and hit cartilage. — Dan Alatorre

Dan Alatorre Quotes 840116What’s my writing style? Lazy. — Dan Alatorre

Dan Alatorre Quotes 913367Kids are flat-out freaking hilarious if you are paying attention. Not just my kid, but every kid. — Dan Alatorre

Dan Alatorre Quotes 952495I wasn’t a class clown, because my parents were very strict and because nuns in general have no sense of humor. I mean zero, zip, nada. I wasted some of my best stuff on those old hags! Look at these knuckles – those are ruler marks, and they’re still visible all these years later. But I could usually get out of trouble at home if I could get my mom laughing. That’s a huge ace up your sleeve as a kid. — Dan Alatorre

Dan Alatorre Quotes 970719On working with other writers: You develop honesty and you can then ask the really embarrassing questions. I have learned so many things I didn’t want to know, and they were all a result of interesting interviews for background information. — Dan Alatorre

Dan Alatorre Quotes 986198What I can tell you is DO IT. Publish book one and get book two out as soon as possible. There are very few Harper Lee’s. Most of us are going to have to write a few books to get good at it. — Dan Alatorre

Dan Alatorre Quotes 990990When you have writer friends, you have to ask each other awkward questions all the time. It’s beyond embarrassing but they get it. — Dan Alatorre

Dan Alatorre Quotes 1128875I’m a Best-Selling author and humorist; my brother points out that a humorist is a writer who’s not funny enough to call themselves a comedian. Gotta love family. — Dan Alatorre

Dan Alatorre Quotes 1131967Great writing isn’t safe. — Dan Alatorre

Dan Alatorre Quotes 1300205It’s rare to see a man step up and say “I can be a great father and learn about gymnastics with my daughter and take her to dance lessons because I love her.” I can make time to blow bubbles on the back porch. It doesn’t cause your man card to be revoked. — Dan Alatorre

Dan Alatorre Quotes 1370108I write most of my stories the way people talk, complete with an occasional run-on sentences and stuff that seems to go around in a few circles before making its point. In a comedy, you can do that. — Dan Alatorre

Dan Alatorre Quotes 1393156I usually end have one outrageous minor character. He or she says the stuff I wish I had said in real life. Readers will love that character. — Dan Alatorre

Dan Alatorre Quotes 1406833I write in complete silence using only two fingers so I can’t type faster than I edit at the same time, saving me from having to go back. Although it does create a lot of capitalization issues. And punctuation problems. I didn’t say it was a good routine. — Dan Alatorre

Dan Alatorre Quotes 1437796Open your soul and put it out there and dare the world to read it, ready to have them stomp on you and laugh, but ready to do it again the next day. — Dan Alatorre

Dan Alatorre Quotes 1442379Writers need to be open to trying new things. My first bestseller was a cookbook, and from that experience I learned things about marketing a book that benefitted me greatly. — Dan Alatorre

Dan Alatorre Quotes 1447692Writers get ideas all day every day. The FedEx guy delivers a package from Sears and the writer is thinking how it could actually be a ticking time bomb. — Dan Alatorre

Dan Alatorre Quotes 1528386It’s amazing how my mind opens up right when I have to run on the treadmill. I’ve finished three chapters rather than run a mile. — Dan Alatorre

Dan Alatorre Quotes 1539427Write the best thing you can, whatever it is. It is deeply moving to read a letter from Spain or somewhere that says they read my book and fell in love with my daughter. Or that a book I wrote changed their life. It is amazing to be on the receiving end of that. Don’t deny yourself that. — Dan Alatorre

Dan Alatorre Quotes 1630797I come up with an idea and I’ll start throwing little suggestions for possible scenes into a folder, but before I seriously sit down to write Word One, they whole outline is finished. Sue me. It works. — Dan Alatorre

Dan Alatorre Quotes 1664264Pound it out, get it done, write every day. No excuses. Kerouac said you can’t wait for inspiration, you have to go after it with a club. Damn straight. You’ll sleep a lot better getting your word count in than another quick Twitter check or keeping up to date on the Kardashians. — Dan Alatorre

Dan Alatorre Quotes 1737480People are suckers for the truth and they know it when they see it.

Open your soul and they will stop and watch. — Dan Alatorre

Dan Alatorre Quotes 1965819You can ask somebody just about anything if you say you’re a writer first. — Dan Alatorre

Dan Alatorre Quotes 2045375The best part of being a writer is you get to tell people you’re a writer. That’s still considered cool. — Dan Alatorre

Dan Alatorre Quotes 2106571I believe in you. That is enough. — Dan Alatorre

Dan Alatorre Quotes 2186653Don’t polish it forever, put it out there. At some point the changes aren’t improvements, they’re just changes. — Dan Alatorre

Dan Alatorre Quotes 2188035I think if a writer is being honest they’d admit to a file full of a dozen or more stories that are all started to varying degrees. They’re like the kid who wants to be a firefighter and a police officer and an astronaut. — Dan Alatorre

Dan Alatorre Quotes 2210074Don’t listen to any advice from anybody who has fewer published bestsellers than you, or anybody with more bestsellers than you. Or anybody with the exact same number of bestsellers as you. Don’t listen to any advice at all, even this advice I’m telling you right now. — Dan Alatorre

Dan Alatorre Quotes 2243366If it’s funny enough, you can pretty much do anything. — Dan Alatorre

 

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International bestselling author Dan Alatorre has 17 titles published in over a dozen languages. From Romance in Poggibonsi to action and adventure in the sci-fi thriller The Navigators, to comedies like Night Of The Colonoscopy: A Horror Story (Sort Of) and the heartwarming and humorous anecdotes about parenting in the popular Savvy Stories series, his knack for surprising audiences and making you laugh or cry - or hang onto the edge of your seat - has been enjoyed by audiences around the world. And you are guaranteed to get a page turner every time. “That’s my style,” Dan says. “Grab you on page one and then send you on a roller coaster ride, regardless of the story or genre.” Readers agree, making his string of #1 bestsellers popular across the globe. He will make you chuckle or shed tears, sometimes on the same page. His novels always contain twists and turns, and his nonfiction will stay in your heart forever. Dan resides in the Tampa area with his wife and daughter. You can find him blogging away almost every day on www.DanAlatorre or watch his hilarious YouTube show every week Writers Off Task With Friends. Dan’s marketing book 25 eBook Marketing Tips You Wish You Knew has been a valuable tool for new authors (it’s free if you subscribe to his newsletter) and his dedication to helping other authors is evident in his helpful blog.

11 thoughts on “Look! A whole bunch of “famous” quotes – by ME!

  1. That has to be flattering! It is so true that “If it’s funny enough, you can pretty much do anything.” And the one about “advice” will become a classic. The quote about putting more time between you and your manuscript. Have you ever read a paragraph and wondered, “What the hell was I trying to say?”

    At least you get credit for your sayings. When I was in college and fed up with people, I wrote (in “magic marker”) on back of a sweatshirt: I’m not prejudiced, I hate everybody. Then, in 1969, when yet another teacher complained about my awful handwriting (which, by the way, was a sign of dyslexia), I started printing and found I could read it better when I didn’t put a line through the A. NASA stole my A’s. 🙂

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