You can tell me. I’m good with secrets.
What is something you shouldn’t say when receiving a wedding gift?
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Thanks. I’d never be able to afford this on my husbands salary.
Ha!
You know.. I have so many thoughts on this but nothing I can say out loud…
🙂
Wow, you must really believe in our future together.
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Ha! Ha ha ha ha ha! Good one!
I can’t wait to return this for something that isn’t ugly.
We did have a registry you know.
Money.
Just because I slept with the best man, doesn’t mean the marriage won’t last.
–I could go on all day–
I could read these all day!
You’re funny!
Why thank you (something you should actually say when getting a wedding present.) LOL
Hopefully this gift will last, as long as our marriage, I will think of you every time I use it, There were so many other things I could have used better, but thanks for the thought.
Yep, you can’t say that!
I can’t WAIT to break THIS out on our wedding night!
Awesome.
Or horrifying. Like if they gave you a meat grinder or a pressure cooker.
Or that.
OR A SET OF KNIVES YES THJS
Thanks for the edible undies, but I’m diabetic.
Wow! Awesome.