Create a book title: color of your underwear, food you ate last, and the city you visited on your last vacation: The (blank) (blank) of (blank). Substitute socks or pants for underwear if you’re shy; no one will know.
Post your answer below.
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DAN ALATORRE 
69 replies on “Easy Book Title Creator!”
The White Oats of Mayo! Doesn’t sound too bad, does it?!
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This is even sillier than I thought.
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The Black Potato of Abu Dhabi!
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That’s just hilarious to say out loud
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Isn’t it? xD
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The Black Spring Roll of Perth!
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Lot of black out there. Noir writers I guess.
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The Blue Banana of Verona
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Sounds like a kids book!
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Not the way I’d write it!
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The Tan Pasta of Virginia Beach
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Ha! Awesome.
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Wish I’d eaten fish! 🙂
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The Pink Salmon of San Francisco
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A nature book!
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Chicago’s Black Banana.
E6
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That… That sounds like a porno
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Banana’s sound much less innocuous when they are a different colour. Note The Blue Banana of Verona above. Lol.
E6
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True
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Blue Cheerios of Charleston!
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Cheerios! That’s great.
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The black sushi of New York
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Oh! Black sushi!
Wait, they probably have that.
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Blue Nuggets of San Francisco
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The Blue Strawberry of York
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Flesh Cheese Baraboo haha
That’s def unique
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White Steak House
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Reblogged this on Kim's Author Support Blog.
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White Granola of Gibraltar.
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The Black Apple of Ocho Rios
Hmm…I may need to change genres for that one. lol
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Black Apple. That’s interesting all by itself!
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The Burgundy Chicken of Orlando
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That, I don’t know about that one! That sounds like a kids book, too!
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I am thinking middle reader.
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The purple turkey burger of Key West?
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I like it!
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The Red Chicken of Istanbul!
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That actually sounds like a plausible character lol! 🙂
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It reminds me of the horrible plot twist of one of Terry Goodkind’s books!
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This is actually a great prompt game! My brain’s already working at coming up with a weird story behind the blue strawberry! lol
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I can’t believe my answer….
Nude nuts of Maine!
Kinda makes sense though!
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That may be the winner.
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Oops, I put the state instead of the city. I’ve never been good at reading directions. I read too fast.
It was, Camden, Maine.
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White Steak of New Orleans. ROFLOL! This post has made my day!
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Ha. Awesome.
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Reblogged this on Marcha's Two-Cents Worth and commented:
If you’re an author who needs a good laugh or perhaps an author who has trouble making up titles, this post is for you!
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Lol Dan! You do come up with goodies. – The Beige Chicken of Scottsdale
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Too funny
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🙂
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The Red Bagel of Syracuse
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Awesome.
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Dan, I just had a break at work and read several of these to my table mates.
The Gray Spring Roll of Cleveland.
(Wish I could name a cooler city but went up to see my 87 year old Mom. 🙂 )
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Hilarious.
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Thanks, Dan! I was surprised how many red, black and nude underwear people had. No polka dots or skulls on boxers. Lol 😀
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Yep. A lot of black undies out there. My readers get their sexy on.
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The Invisible Coffee of Buffalo.
That’s actually one I could envision using….
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I might have to steal that.
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The Black Cheese of Lillehammer – strangely enough, they specialise in BROWN cheese – maybe I should change my underwear!
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Ha! Maybe!
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The Charcoal Tea of Oahu.
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The speckled fish of Cancun.
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Speckled. Interesting.
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Liked the word speckled better than spotted or polka-dot.Does make something so mundane more interesting. LOL
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Spotted should never be used describe woman’s panties.
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LOL, touche Suzanne!
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Ha! Good point.
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What could be more interesting than… never mind.
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The gray cereal of Arizona! Ha! I could write something like that
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Some of them are just the best.
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