Create a book title: color of your underwear, food you ate last, and the city you visited on your last vacation: The (blank) (blank) of (blank). Substitute socks or pants for underwear if you’re shy; no one will know.
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The White Oats of Mayo! Doesn’t sound too bad, does it?!
This is even sillier than I thought.
The Black Potato of Abu Dhabi!
That’s just hilarious to say out loud
Isn’t it? xD
The Black Spring Roll of Perth!
Lot of black out there. Noir writers I guess.
The Blue Banana of Verona
Sounds like a kids book!
Not the way I’d write it!
The Tan Pasta of Virginia Beach
Ha! Awesome.
Wish I’d eaten fish! 🙂
The Pink Salmon of San Francisco
A nature book!
Chicago’s Black Banana.
E6
That… That sounds like a porno
Banana’s sound much less innocuous when they are a different colour. Note The Blue Banana of Verona above. Lol.
E6
True
Blue Cheerios of Charleston!
Cheerios! That’s great.
The black sushi of New York
Oh! Black sushi!
Wait, they probably have that.
Blue Nuggets of San Francisco
The Blue Strawberry of York
Flesh Cheese Baraboo haha
That’s def unique
White Steak House
Reblogged this on Kim's Author Support Blog.
White Granola of Gibraltar.
The Black Apple of Ocho Rios
Hmm…I may need to change genres for that one. lol
Black Apple. That’s interesting all by itself!
The Burgundy Chicken of Orlando
That, I don’t know about that one! That sounds like a kids book, too!
I am thinking middle reader.
The purple turkey burger of Key West?
I like it!
The Red Chicken of Istanbul!
That actually sounds like a plausible character lol! 🙂
It reminds me of the horrible plot twist of one of Terry Goodkind’s books!
This is actually a great prompt game! My brain’s already working at coming up with a weird story behind the blue strawberry! lol
I can’t believe my answer….
Nude nuts of Maine!
Kinda makes sense though!
That may be the winner.
Oops, I put the state instead of the city. I’ve never been good at reading directions. I read too fast.
It was, Camden, Maine.
White Steak of New Orleans. ROFLOL! This post has made my day!
Ha. Awesome.
Reblogged this on Marcha's Two-Cents Worth and commented:
If you’re an author who needs a good laugh or perhaps an author who has trouble making up titles, this post is for you!
Lol Dan! You do come up with goodies. – The Beige Chicken of Scottsdale
Too funny
🙂
The Red Bagel of Syracuse
Awesome.
Dan, I just had a break at work and read several of these to my table mates.
The Gray Spring Roll of Cleveland.
(Wish I could name a cooler city but went up to see my 87 year old Mom. 🙂 )
Hilarious.
Thanks, Dan! I was surprised how many red, black and nude underwear people had. No polka dots or skulls on boxers. Lol 😀
Yep. A lot of black undies out there. My readers get their sexy on.
The Invisible Coffee of Buffalo.
That’s actually one I could envision using….
I might have to steal that.
The Black Cheese of Lillehammer – strangely enough, they specialise in BROWN cheese – maybe I should change my underwear!
Ha! Maybe!
The Charcoal Tea of Oahu.
The speckled fish of Cancun.
Speckled. Interesting.
Liked the word speckled better than spotted or polka-dot.Does make something so mundane more interesting. LOL
Spotted should never be used describe woman’s panties.
LOL, touche Suzanne!
Ha! Good point.
What could be more interesting than… never mind.
The gray cereal of Arizona! Ha! I could write something like that
Some of them are just the best.