Flash Fiction Challenge: Unimpressed Shark!

I don’t know where I first spotted this guy (Allison’s Facebook page, I think), but it was love at first sight.

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That lead to…

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This may turn out to be our best Flash Fiction Challenge ever.

Write a comment for this shark.

For example, this:

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See? I think this would be hysterical.

You can make a meme picture or just post what the unimpressed shark should say. Either way, I guarantee you’ve had someone or something in your face this week that needs unimpressed shark to take down a peg or two.

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(Special thanks to Allison for about half of those)

Have at it.

Here are some examples. Perhaps your shark would say…

  • (TOP) Light travels faster than sound. (BOTTOM) That’s why I thought you were smart until I heard you speak.
  • (TOP) You got a tattoo? (BOTTOM) Yep, you’re a rock star now.
  • I thought I couldn’t be more unimpressed. I was wrong.
  • If you’re happy and you know it… I don’t care.
  • Democrats versus Republicans. Ready, set… waste time!
  • You wrote a book? Has Ellen called yet?
  • Spend $80 a month for husband to have a phone.
    He always leaves it at home

You get the idea. Or, you can just have a one line thought for unimpressed shark:

  • I’m jealous of all the people that haven’t met you.
  • You should leave before somebody drops a house on you.
  • Who are you kidding in those pants?
  • Good morning? No such thing.
  • I could kill you right now. Very easily.
  • That mustache isn’t working on you.
  • Oh, you caught me? BIG DEAL.
  • $12,000 boat, $150 rod and reel, $10 in bait, and a $250 cell phone – for this picture. SO WORTH IT.

Any time you want to say “REALLY?” – that’s an unimpressed shark moment.

Ready, set… MEME!

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12 thoughts on “Flash Fiction Challenge: Unimpressed Shark!

  1. O.k. big daddy, you think you can look me in the eye now? Just put me back in the water, I’m just a baby. My taste buds haven’t even formed yet. Make sure you come back and visit again, take a little swim, right around here, say in a year. I will show you my new growth of teeth, and we will get reunited. And by the way, please take off the waterproof watch, and if you have any decency, have a good shower in the morning. I like my meat clean. Looking forward to seeing you again, you are nice and fat, I will like to eat you, with lots of meat on your bones.


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